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| PERIODIC SAYINGS FROM THE CEREBRAL CORTEX or PSFTCC My friend "A-frame" Dick always says that stacked, peroxided blonds that hang out in skidrow bars dont figure to be good cooks. No matter how much you cut from the middle of somethin it still gets shorter.... TRUE FACT - God, guns, and guts made this country what it is today. NEVER THROW A BRICK STRAIGHT UP! Signing up for the Self Determination Seminar? Take a number! Get in line! If you want to keep the body of an eighteen year old, go get one and keep it in the refrigerator. |
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YOU DONT know UNTIL YOU _______ KNOW! Later in life you would have these sudden revelations (usually at milestones 21, 25, 30, etc.)that now you REALLY know it all and you didnt know sh__ when you last decided that you did. This is one of lifes paradoxes. I first heard the statement,"you dont know until you know." from my maternal grandmother and it seemed quite nonsensical to me at that time. The fact that Grandma was born and raised in the backwoods of Tennesee mountains made me think that it was just one of those sayings generated by uneducated hillbillys and wasn't meant to stand up to philosophical scrutiny. At some point in my life I was trying to jumpstart the normal maturation process when I suddenly LEARNED what Grandma had been trying to tell me all those years ago. I am now willing to accept the fact that I will die not knowing everything. But, the day I stop learning is the day I start dieing....... KOZMIC BULLSHEET As you discover each revelation please write it on a 3X5 card and enclose it along with$ .00 and snailmail it to the address shown on the CONTACT page. Dont send cash! Or just email me (it's easier) Email Me with KOZMIC Updates of your own. Links to Other Sites |
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